Sleeping stripes in the Russian army went from Peter I. The fleet then took sensitive people, despite their origin. So that some man in the officer rank in the foreigners did not dismiss the honor of the sovereign, wiped the nose in the habit of the nose, steel corrugated plates sewed on the sleeve. And, the higher the title, the more plates ...

10th place: Assembly to go hiking to the neighboring state, the Old Russian Prince Svyatoslav sent in advance the race with the news "I go to you" so that the enemy forces in anticipation of his attack gathered together. However, it was not from politeness and not from nobility. And simply, so that the enemy can be broken in one decisive battle, without getting involved in a protracted war.

9th place: Bismarck believed that the choice of moment to start the war is one of the decisive prerequisites for success. We only need to be able to transfer formal responsibility for its emergence to the enemy.

8th place: The so-called "objective imputation" was actively used in the troops of Genghis Khan. The army was divided into dozens, hundreds, etc., and if at least one warrior out of a dozen was treated to flight in the battle, then after the battle, the entire ten was executed; But if the flight was paid at least one ten of the hundreds, they executed the whole hundred. Thanks to such measures, Genghis Khan managed to establish a casual discipline in his army.

7 place: Julius Caesar to cheer up the warriors before the battle, told them vulgar jokes and threw the opponent to the then Mat.

6th place: Japanese samurai believed that only panties could come up with firearms.

5th place: They would never understand the Great English Communion, the Duke Wellington, who considered the highest achievements of his life victory over Napoleo with Waterloo and the invention of high-herbal boots specifically for fox hunting.

4th place: Almost in all British armored vehicles have kettles. And the English tank "Challenger-2", the only one in the world, is equipped with a coffee maker. Cooking coffee for the entire crew - the duty of charging.

3rd place: In the royal times, in the French military charter, it was written that at the meeting of two officers the first to honor the one who had less military rank, and at a meeting of two officers with the same military rank - one who is better raised.

2nd place: In one of the decrees of Peter I, it was written: "The officer there is a fragment of Khamskoye, but for the cause of the sovereign is helpful. Therefore, the salary to him regularly, in the kabaks and girls he does not refuse! "

1st place: The word hussar has a Hungarian origin, and initially it meant "a gangster from a large road."

On the dignity of the guest on the Assemblies having (1700g.) CH ..
Before the emergence of a multiple guest, it should be ...
- It's diligently, without missing places;
- Brita carefully, in order to the tenderness of the ladies' bristle with a vile damage not to apply;
- Hungry half and drunk sammon.

It comes to visit with the location of the house to get acquainted in advance on a light head, placingly noting the location of the balls, and postpone the information to the part of the mind, the keeper is less than the rest of the rest.

Affairs use moderately, in order not to teach dancing with a religious obstacleness. There is a potion in the will, rather than the legs hold, will refuse - drinking sitting. Lyingly not brought, in order not to choose, at least asked. I choked the same glory, for this death in Russia is honorable.

If the measures do not know - the spouse is going - there is a whiteway of sovereign vigors.

Refused to fold carefully, in order not to damage and do not interfere with dancing.

Fold separately, the gender observing, otherwise, when the confusion is awakened.

There is a mischief, not a panic, a short-term step in place is mentioned in place, but on the way there are no bags and all the forces use for the detention in the fortress of the villainy pretending you of the belly.

Being without a wife, and even, God forbid, idle, on the delights of the ladies
Crazy not with open greed, but the soda - they are noting, do not doubt. So the manner and they respect and fuck you will not see.

Hands do not act, having a very safe and only obvious sign that it is allowed, otherwise you will wear your confusion on your face long.

Without singing there is no fun in Russia, but it starts on the sign
the host, in the rage, do not go, the neighbor is listening - roar alone
You like to donkey Valaam, musicality and a sweetheart, on the contrary, save many praise guests.
Remember, the heart of the ladies in music is fitful.

We have noticed that in the Assemblies and on the Nevskaya Perspective, other scoops in the Gishpan pantals are pre-silent. We point to catch it, cutting onto the foundry and torture the twenty, until it will turn into ramps in the rags. On screaming and the title of punishable - not to disappear

Affairs use moderately, in order not to teach dancing with a religious obstacleness.

The face of the subordinnee in the face of the superior should have a kind of dashing and fearful, in order to understand its not embarrassing the boss.

"The navigations in the Kabaki do not be afraid, for they, the flaky, the Hamskoe, do not slow down and make a ride." -

"The navigators during the battle on the upper deck are not bred, for they are their vile views, all the battles are upset."
We definite the gentlemen to keep speeches in the presence of it was not written, and Tokmo in your own words, so that there was no foolishness to be visible.

Navigator - Natura Khamskaya, to women and wine hiking. But for knowledge of the teaching of the tricks in the cabin-campaign and alteans to give altya to vodka.

"All the events of the bearer are kind to be, in order not to degrade the treasury and the Fatherland does not blame. If there are proheld, they will begin ababy how to bloat, it's a bang and a whiteway to tear."

Trade is the thieves, and therefore, they are a complaint of meager to appoint, and hang one per year, so that there were no more than anything.

I thought .. maybe you should add these decrees? Maybe someone wants to add these creations?

"The navigations are embarraski, but the matter is kind of meaningful. And therefore - in the cabin company to be bred and giving them a charm. During the boarding of the same battle to the upper deck, do not be afraid, in order not to be embarrassed by a Christ-loving military. "
From Petra I

Friends! Today, January 25, in Russia there is a professional holiday - the day of the navigator navy Russian Federation. Anecdote in the topic:
- Are you an assault?
- Navigator.
- Explain, please, what is it for your expression: "demolition angle"?
- We have no such expression.
- How not?
- There is an expression "Chervonets from the nose" ....

Chervonets from the nose! And what will they say on this "head of the transport shop" Comrade, who of these, well, about which the king of the decree wrote - Captain 2 rank Alexander Dedyuyev, the navigator of the submarine, who gave the best years of his life underwater fleet?

Hello Ivan! For a long time, the navigator was kept for seafarers of the second grade, the stanowukovich in the stories flashed their land titles. Specifically, the specialty navigator began to prepare in the 50s. Prior to that, produced by the Watch chiefs. That is, Lieutenant Miner or an artillers of becoming, but he could navigator. The specialty is called the "Navigator Navy", an engineer-navigator. Training five years.

In the Soviet Navy, during the training, as a rule, there were two long campaigns. My course went on the route Sevastopol-Annaba-Kronstadt, and Kronstadt-Conakry-Sevastopol. I, learning to 6 senior officers, managed to once again go to the campaign of Kronstadt-Oran-Kronstadt (Training ship "Hassan", His Turks stopped passing, after he drowned them in Bosphorus). The remaining practices were on the fleets after each course. Separations on submariners and supervisors in our school was not. According to the release, not only on submarines and surface ships, but also to aviation (in my release on the wheels, even the guys were fell), border troops (there was a specific selection). They sought to get on the EPL and BOD, the possibility of long-range hiking and the primary position Captain - Lieutenant.

At the posts of the navigator remained for 5-7 years, the maximum, then went to the assistants, stupoms and further. The wisers were sitting until the assaults were stopped, after which they translated into teaching work in large cities.

The technique on different ships was very different in difficulty and tasks. I happened to serve on the strategist with an inertial navigation complex, and someone had one gyrocompass in the institution. What else interesting? The commanders, usually, relationships with the navigations were special. Only the navigations were allowed to see what was given to the commander in the package before reaching the BS. The most used attachment word: Insurance, as it seems to me.

"The officer is a fragment of Khamskoye, but for the state is useful. Therefore, the money is given in a timely manner, in the zabach, it is unhindered "- these words are attributed to Peter the Great. Militia in domestic media is taken either to scold, for example ... ..

The police in domestic media are taken either to scold, for example, "Drunkwolf in pursuit tricks torture", or admire her - "Detectives caught Maniac Pedophile." And you did not try to get away from crucious, and, in fact, completely indifferent template ratings, make an "autopsy" to see these very internal bodies? Find out if the internal organs of the patient state can be healthy?

It is believed that the Ukrainian militia is the same age of unconscious Ukraine. That's just partly. Police, as well as Ukraine, first of all, the heir to the "Union of Non-Rousse Republics Free". Like the state, the police received from the USSR experience, a solid material and technical base, qualified employees with a rather good at the time of the salary.

Initially, any global changes in the system did not happen, except that the color of the loover changed to the raspberry, and in the cokard instead of the star appeared a trizubets, and the Republican Ministry began to report to the public-union.

But nothing is forever under the moon. To make the car, it needs to be filled with fuel and even sometimes repair.

Rows are thin ...

The first problems were manifested in 1996 simultaneously simultaneously with the introduction of a new mouse color of the police form, very smoking breast pockets on a drop-down. A huge law enforcement mechanism has fallen a joke to fever - three years to three months in a row, police simply did not receive a salary. In the future, the money was returned, but in the form of TVs, vacuum cleaners and other home appliances at space prices. Or take, what they give, or will not get a penny at all! The fact that the organizers of this action are very unplanned the hands, speak too much. In some way, the salary of fighters with drunkenness and alcoholism was given to even confiscated vodka-Palenk (!), Which they were handed over to shops at returned prices or traded them themselves on the market near the moonshoes.

It was these three years that became decisive in the destruction of what was established and, agree, pretty effective mechanism Soviet militia. It was then that was the slogan to optimize the number of personnel and finding internal reserves. As a result of "optimization", the number of employees was reduced almost twice so that the finances allocated by the state would have enough for at least a small salary of the remaining. It catastrophically affected the quality of work. It was then that from the internal affairs bodies quit a huge number of experienced more than one year of experienced employees. The pool ridge system was interrupted. And the frame frame has become chronic disease.

And at the same time, as "finding domestic reserves", the concept of "sponsorship" was bloomed: the lack of funding forced the police to find money for official needs, making a tangible competition to Raciability groupings. Especially in this, the staff of the SBEP and BOP succeeded.

The "survey of domestic reserves" was assigned and the fact that the remaining employees began to work more intense (which does not always mean better) to compensate for the loss of dismissed.

At the beginning of the next decade, the situation with militia incomes has stabilized somewhat, a tricky thing appeared in the form of the so-called Kuchmov 100 percent surcharge to the salary. Why is the tricky? The salary itself did not increase, respectively, the police pensions did not increase. This brilliant financial move marked the beginning of a system of various premiums to the salary of employees, about which a little further.

Soon, in order to increase the attractiveness of work in the police without additional material investments, first to operate employees, then also precinct, it was customary to read the service life of the year for a half, which, however, did not save from a significant leaving on the eve of the "orange" standing on Maidan. But in the minds of Militia Boss of the Middle Hand next to the furrow from the cap, the thought was clearly imprinted that the working day of employees was now completely reasonable and doubly should last one and a half times longer.

Hoodly poor, Ukrainian internal affairs bodies downt to a 20-year-old anniversary, who lost those who died over the years of independence in the performance of official duties of more than 900 employees, that is, approximately one person every four days. Is there a lot or a little? For example, at the homeland of Sherlock Holmes since the end of World War II to today's Days Four policemen died.

So, what awaits the reality of the TV series "Streets of broken lanterns" of a young man who wants to tie their fate with the modern Ukrainian police, except for the prospects to become one of the "four-day" candidates and proud name of the cop, garbage or legal?

Harsh reality

The Constitution of Ukraine guarantees citizens a forty-hour working week, in the law of Ukraine about the militia, it increases for some reason until 41 hours. Maybe police officers are not citizens? Nevertheless, a young man, seeking "internal reserves," should be ready to work not at 8, but at 12 or more hours a day, having one day off per week instead of the last two, and after daily duty in the operational group to rest Again, not last two days, but only a day, while not claiming that such colossal processing will be somehow taken into account and paid. Do not have time? So, do not work well! We must have time, no one in the police keeps you!

A young district or operative should be ready to seek funds to buy a paper and other consumables, repair a service computer, and possibly and buy their own to work, keep, repair and refueling a service car (if it feels misfortune to be responsible for it) Either, as an option, to kill on official purposes your own car or ride public transport, which makes it unthinkable "fulfilling all the tasks set by the management."

We should not forget to pay for yourself business trips, communication and other official expenses, leaving the hope that all this will be at least partially compensated. At the same time, if he will use not his own salary, and the so-called "sponsorship means", then passing them with a proper way to the cashier, it is unlikely that they will continue to see them. If you don't pay such money properly, then the young man risks to be caught by the arm of the SBU, the prosecutor's office or internal police security as a bribe and a corrupt officer with all the consequences of a very sad property.

If a young man seriously sick, then hitting a departmental hospital, he will have to be ready to feel the charms of militia free medicine, becoming a sponsor and paying the stay in it as well as medicines. Having received an injury when executed, he must gain patience and after a couple of years, perhaps get a penny insurance.

The young man should be ready to get an innumerable amount functional duties", Conscientiously and fully fulfill that they are simply unthinkable, even if we reincarnate in Roboc, not knowing sleep and rest. You also need to be prepared for the execution of an incredible number of paper orders, instructions, orders to which it is obliged to respond on time, and besides this, write or print a volatile number of any other service papers.

In general, according to the principle of "Hour work - five write", because the higher authorities are assessed by the number of directives, and the downstream - the thickness of the responses to them. By the way, all this must be carried out solely by the ISO, which makes such writing experiments of southeastern police officers with the collections of jokes.

The remaining part of the working time, an employee should be ready to devote preparation, of course, paper, and participating in the invented accounting of the number of meetings, primarily in higher authorities, which are also assessed by them too. The more directives and meetings - the steeper! Is it really so difficult for two or three times a week to come to a meeting for a hundred or other kilometers? The fact that all this does not contribute completely to any improvements, but only the taking time, no one worries. In parallel, the young employee must conduct the verification of the statements of citizens, to carry out a lot of affairs and at the same time still managed to disclose crimes from writing from the writings. By the way, the American kopecking spend no more than 5% of working time.

Battle per percentage

In the summer of this year, changes were made to the Criminal Code of Ukraine, according to which the amount of damage necessary to initiate a criminal case was reduced to 60 hryvnias with more than 900. It seems to be a fairly fair change, designed to protect citizens from criminal encroachments on their property. Just why not heard enthusiastic cries of the interval piplov? And do not hear! The number of registered crimes, by modest estimates, was halved, but the staff were not added, and from the "internal reserves" for a long time left only time to get to the house and fall to bed, so that tomorrow heroically fight with a paper shaft tomorrow.

An employee must be a full participant in the "Battle of Indicators", to become a soulless servant "His Majesty percentage", be prepared for any fraud and even a meanness for the sake of the indicator, to use the slightest reason to refuse to initiate a criminal case on the application. Less criminal cases initiated, less need to be disclosed to achieve the notorious "percentage no less than last year, no less than other regional regions, no less than on average." We should not forget about the identification of weapons and drugs "not less than ...".

It is on this that the material and moral well-being of each policeman is based. Moral - Because less will have to communicate with the superior bosses, discovering its involvement in sexual minorities and comprehending the wisdom of Kama Sutra. Material - because more than half of the salary consists of a variety of premiums, which are automatically multiplied by zero upon receipt. However, these most notorious surcharges have a very interesting property, they are paid "within the existing funds", which, as usual, is not enough, therefore an employee who receives them in full, rare as a penguin in the desert. In addition, the number of such dumps and the percentage on them depends primarily not from the professional qualities of the employee, and on the degree of its approaching to the leadership, the ability to raise the leg in time, as well as find sponsorship.

Dissatisfied quickly and extremely effectively turn apart. And to declare recovery and, accordingly, it is possible to deprive the allowances at any time. Taking into account the loads in the work of each policeer, there are so many flaws that it would be less likely to immediately shoot it or at least dismiss. By the way, this approach allows you to further save departmental funds. Take one to give another! In general, the newly minted employee will never know in advance how much will receive in the checkout next month.

Among the law enforcement officers, there are persistent legends about the existence of a mythical district department, in which all the cops pay all the surcharges in full, give holidays, gasoline, repair transport, pay communication, travel and other, where you do not need to buy a form where they work on 8 hours a day, where a week two weekends, and pay for processing. In addition, from year to year, the law on the next budget of the state does not suspend the action of a 50 percent discount on utilities for police officers, which is also not slammed by their pocket.

It is rumored that such a district department is not a fairy tale. And he is far from one. A lot of them! But the nearest of them, to the deepest regret, is located already for the hypothetical feature of the state border of strange territorial education with the name Ukraine - in Belarus!

So, if a young man is ready to taste such romance, as a bonus for the pleasure, receiving a salary for Sergeant-Mountains on average in 1200-1400 hryvnia, and for an officer - 1700-1800, then the mercy we ask in the ranks of the Ukrainian militia!

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"It is necessary to teach the shelves of marine soldiers (looking at the fleet) and divided by the captains forever ..." From this Decree of Peter I from 16 (27) of November 1705, the history of the marines of Russia began. According to unverified data, the same Peter used to say about them, de sea those soldiers "... There is a fragment of the Khamskoye, to wine and lands of huo, and therefore we command: Aglitsky Sukna give to the measure, and being in an ingenous port ashore not to bother For, I woke up, the words are good, and the fight will be learned immediately. But the salary to pay properly, because it knows my own! "

Happy Marine Corps!

My story, having tied me for 2 years with maritime proceedings, began prosaic. And today on the next day of marines, I will tell you to you, dear friends and readers.

1980. What I will call me in the fleet already in the military commissariate. What exactly to do on the fleet, I did not really imagine, and therefore, when I was offered to go to DOSAAF and learn from the courses of the telegraphists - I didn't really think! The telegraph was cool with the telegraph! Perflector, splitting of teletypes, the device of one hundred, encryption and decryption - it all looked quite interesting, and did not particularly occupy time. In general, he was released six months with the leads of the telegraphist, and practically with the military specialty "in his pocket"!

Telegraph station st. 150 beats per minute I slept already in 1981!)

The call burst unnoticed. On October 26, 1981, after two days of standing at the Place in Egorchesino, "Buyers" from Vladivostok came for us, and we, standing for decency for a few hours in the rain in Koltsovo, flew the flight Sverdlovsk - Irkutsk - Vladivostok. In Irkutsk, there was a minus 20. The tag races immediately turned into pieces of ice we wore on themselves. "Sugrev" was extrided already in YegorShino, there was nothing to warm up and we were knocked out with teeth for a few more hours, starting to carry "tights and deprivation" of military service.
In Vladivostok flew late in the evening and had to wait on the night in a tent camp for recruits. It was there for the first time I got acquainted with the famous at the time in certain circles, a drink, "Triple"!
My sad uplightenings of love on the guitar than it melted the soul of some kind of senior, and he was defeated on the next performance "where Klen is noise ..." invited me to the tent. A stove from Kerosene was treated, drunk Michman sleeping on the shone, a pan was on the table with a cold fried potato, and a foreman who opened the chest, offered me about a choice of about a hundred funphyrikov cologne, carefully selected from the recruits! :)
- Saw ever, asked the foreman!
- And then ... I tried not to hit the dirt face!
- Choose then!
In addition to the word "triple" in the head, nothing came and I chose the funfyry of the cologne!
- We will dilute, asked the foreman!
- Do as you know, I signed, and he poured us on a glass of a whiten dilute liquid, which smelled by horror perfumery and already on the table caused certain urges!
They drank, kathodokahu. Then another cup. Then I still played something on the guitar and I remember, I drank a lot, trying to raise the horror of the aftertension of the triple cologne!
In the morning brought to the part, called the "crew" on the distribution of a fleet. I was assigned to a submarine and very sad, about the upcoming three years somewhere under water. Passed the barocamera. Friends tried to break their noses there, simulating the inability to endure the pressure, I was already nothing for everything. After Irkutsk, I was very sick and crawled around the crew with a temperature of forty.

Suddenly, on the third day of lying on the carriage of the crew and mournfully waiting for his fate, I saw a zone !!! Valerka, my friend from Uralmash, served for a year. He served immediately in the crew. He held a high position - led the team of fighters, recruits, who were collected by the crew empty bottles from under Lemonade, gently stored them and handed over to the reception of the windows. The case was very profitable, because thousands of conscripts passed through the crews. Valera headed the cash register that God shared him knows with whom, but at that time he "lived" is not in part, but in a removable two-bedroom apartment near the crew! Drank. Told. Valerka suggested to stay with him, live in the same apartment, and earn)). But three years. I asked him to "make" anything, but only two! Valerka caused a little, but lost! To smash my documents and transfer them to Morpes, was a minute case, and the next day two brave Morpes came for me, with whom I went to Division. On the way asked them with a weak hope - do they have medicines there, because I am very sick. I still remember the answer. There are, they say! "Pizdulin with repeat" - suits you mol)))? I seem to be understood that it would be more interesting with Verka)))!

1982. Senior Matros Budkevich)

In the Battalion of the Communication, which was part of the 55 division of the Marine Corps, where I was led by the evening, it was a little alone ... someone pulled up on the horizontal bar, threw Giri over his shoulder, someone lying on shokings, young fighters were fluttered everywhere , washing, stitching, rubbing everything is not washed, not sewn and not postponed! To someone "knocked into the soul" in the aisles between double-tier beds. It was dim, sad and a little scary. The unknown of what is happening frightened and put on dreary thoughts.
In the morning I woke up from strong pink on the bed grid of the second tier. Everyone somewhere in mad swirl rushed. Building. Cross. Monday - Wednesday - Friday - 3 kilometers, Tuesday - Thursday - 6 kilometers, and Thursday - in gas masks. Saturday - Hosa Day, and through the resurrection Marsh throw - 10 kilometers with layout. There was a medium. Of the locations ran all the division and all fled to one and a half minutes before the start of the street and a half and a half. Sitting meters 100 someone from the side offered to roll in the bushes. It was Andrei from Izhevsk, who had served half a year and knew where the place could be "mowed" from the cross. Ran into the bushes. Smoked. "Imperceptibly" won the battalion that fled back. Suddenly saw how Andryukha furrows asphalt face. I did not have time to surprise this, as the strongest kick just below the back forced and me to get in touch with the harsh customs of Morpekhov! :) The author of Pinkov was the senior sergeant of Chuzhinov. According to our standards, he was just an old man, as he was called at 26 years old. He was not very happy for this, and we periodically felt it on themselves!

Gave the form. Grandparents have not selected anything. The week got used to the ports. The ports were summer and winter, cooked on top of Yufta half, they were dried after a pen. All night long. It was possible to wash, but it was not necessary to dry, because the dryer was clogged with the things of the "Clapakov", "grandfathers" and "demobel". The first days of the ports strongly shot down his legs. Blood was shot down, but if it happened on "Building" needed to beat the Earth's boot and tolerate, tolerate ...
I learned a lot again!) I learned how to find the larvae of the lice of the lice, and then "please" with their iron, so that this living creature is in their own things. I learned not to notice, or rather in a week I got used to the smell of portals. I knew all members of the Politburo of the Central Committee of the CPSU, and the Secretaries of the Central Committee!)))
I learned how to spin bread in the breadstone. Everything is very simple! We took with you Vova Mnyakina (now with. Ilec, Chelyabinsk region), with a round as the moon face, went to the breadwork, Vovka declined his head-moon on the side and a monstering rustic voice asked: "Guys! Give the loaf of mannerable! To eat hotstsa!"))) Smalled cholebores usually gave two boards! It was enough enough to hide in the hits and the guards of them to be able to die together with a pair of the cans of Passat "Wave"!)
Hanged guitar! The fact is that from the "singers" and "guitarists" in the appeal I was alone, so before the departure of the last demob, every evening I took a place in the hotel and sang. Played and sang. Same. Almost two months. Everyday. On the fingers rumped out the skin from the strings, and the demobel sat down every day and asked "Ilyukh, let's do about the pool ..." But I did not participate in the washing and cleaning of the demobelski things, did not carry in the division in search of a cigarette, did not undermine the night on the galley Fail to someone to the potatoofan. Guitarist bold)))

After half a year of the outfits, Parco-business days, anxiety, painting borders, buildings, polytinformations and other skills "combat and physical", I understood a little in the alignment of the battalion forces, I learned to write beautifully (!) And went to headquarters - the head of the construction part. Became "writing a staff"! My functionality was a lot of - the daily conduct of the books of the orders of the part, a bit of the secret, setting and removing from non-fermented and food, getting products and dry solders, sending on vacation and business trip, drawing the secret cards of exercises, participation in these exercises, which however did not cancel Daily crossings, parachute training, landing of the landing and other military charms.

So unnoticed a year! I learned to sleep standing, make a "revolution aside", drink alcohol rectifies without a snack, get out of iodine alcohol, in five minutes to eat lunch and loved the bow and slices of fat in a soup, smoke a cigarette on the needle when it stays half a shelter, sleep in the dress Having embracing for heat with a dog, walking a raised step, make a "lift-hang" in 45 seconds 20 times per night, run a dozen easily and not tightening, show bangs from under Berth (six months), drink tea in a bank From the stew, immediately after its erection, eat sugar "injection" and in a minute to eat half a bread roll!